June 25 2024

I am a fan of the hands-free orgasm. I may just be a pillow princess. Either way, this toy by Funzze delivered. For my first thrusting dildo, I was thoroughly impressed. It was also my first dildo with a remote, which works within 10 meters. During solo play or partner play, you don't have to touch the toy to go through the 8 different thrusting modes (with a telescopic range of 3 cm) and you can use your hands for other things.

Another feature that makes this beauty hands-free is the suction cup and boy is it strong! If you are a renter, please be careful putting this on your walls. Otherwise have fun with any smooth, clean, appropriate surfaces.

The first thing that caught my eye was how soft it was. It's advertised as a Realistic Thrusting Dildo and what's more realistic than incredibly soft medical silicone that's, odorless, smooth, and feels like real human skin. It also mimics the veins and glands of a real penis. The squishy head made insertion easy. 

In addition to the smooth exterior, what's more realistic than body heat?  The glands on this dildo can be heated to 104°F in 5 minutes. I appreciate that it wasn't too warm but I wished it was the whole shaft. Maybe that's for future technology. 

The second thing that caught my eye was the bag. Yes, the storage! How many companies offer this with the toy?  I thought that was so sweet and thoughtful that they cared about providing something breathable that is NOT PLASTIC. They also suggest that their toys be stored in a cool, dark, dry place, and to keep toys out of direct sunlight or anywhere they might get wet, such as the bathroom. They're more splashproof than waterproof. 

There are always a few downsides to any toy. The motion of the thrusting glands was really fun and moved a decent amount to feel inside. However, my experience is that the further I push the toy inside, the more the thrusting slows down, stopping entirely once inserted. Therefore the toy can not be fully inserted to increase the sensation and enjoy the full speed of the toy. If you want full thrusts I would invest in a sex machine but those can be very expensive. I think this is a great affordable alternative.

The girth of the toy’s shaft is 4.8 inches but you can tell where the motor is through the silicone. The mechanics inside make it feel fuller at the bottom but disappoint at the top with the changes in density. I have to say it's not very realistic to have missing muscle and blood in a boner. It didn't give the fullness it looked like it would while holding it because instead of a firm inner core, there are mechanics.

Overall I have to say it is a great toy. It's easy to clean and charge. The motor is more rumbly and it's not very loud; if you have the door closed, I don't think anyone would hear.

I recommend it to anyone who 

1. is a fan of hands-free play 

B) needs a toy that is ready for rounds 2, 3, and 4 when you are 

C) having a dry spell or 

D) are a pillow princess like me.

It came in two colors; light and dark. 8.67 inches long (6.3 inches inserting length)

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